There once was a hair stylist called Sam

That made a hair style with a ram

She worked all day

Till the end of May

And then she ate a ham.

By Adeshola

 

There once was an astronaunt

He was very very very hot

He flew to the moon

And stayed till noon

But he soon got caught

By Rachel B

 

There once was a fellow named Stan

He worked for the army man

He couldn’t hold a gun

He shot himself in the bum

And then he got whacked by a pan.

By Adam D

 

There once was a boy called Hack

And he had a snack

It didn’t smell nice

It smelt like rice

And his Mom gave him a smack

by Dan

 

There once was a dinosaur

Who wanted a whole lot more

He didn’t want to stay

So he ran away

To somewhere he hadn’t been before.

By Alex

 

There once was a girl called Holly

She really loved every kind of lolly

She drank some coke

And started to choke

And that was the end of Holly.

By  Reward

 

There once was a girl called Molly

She had a doll named Holly

She choked on a pen

She acted like a hen

Then she jumped in a trolley.

by Ava R.

 

There  was a    boy   called   Jojo

He  lived  with  a   hobo

He  was a pilot

He  needed  to go  to  the  toilet

Instead  he  played  with  his  yoyo.

by Stephen N.

 

There once was a girl called Cat.

She had a brother called Pat.

He was very silly.

Like his friend Billy.

So then they got a cat.

By Katie.

 

There once was a boy called Tom

Then he lit a bomb

It blew up

He flew up

And that was the end of Tom

By Dami

 

There once was a girl named Jill,

And her Mam forced her to climb a hill,

She went to the bog,

To    catch a frog,

Then she had to pay a bill.

B y  Maleek

 

There once was a girl called Molly,

Who had a very very nice dolly,

She was on a hill,

And payed a phone bill.

And then rang her friend called Polly

By Eirinn

 

There once was a girl called Molly,

She ran away in a trolley

She fell out of her cart

And so did her heart

And that was the end of Molly!

By Grace and Adam T

 

There once was a boy called Mac

His mum gave him a smack

He fell out his window

And saw a black widow

And that was the end of Mack

By Grace and Adam T

 

There once was a girl called Molly

She ran away in a trolley

She fell out of the cart

And so did her heart

And that was the end of Molly

By Holly

 

There once was a girl called Molly

She loved to eat some lolly

One day she choked

Her friends tried to help with a poke

And that was the end of Molly

By Sorana

 

 

There was a boy called Jim

He lived in a biscuit tin

He always wanted to fly

But he ended up to die

Nobody ever saw him

By Jake

 

There was a boy called Bill

who rolled down a hill

he  met his mom

and his dad

and  then he  ate  his  fill.

By Noel

 

 

There once was a girl called Lucy

She had a doll called Lucy

The doll’s head fell off

Lucy’s head fell off

And that was the end of the Lucys

His favourite   colour really was black

He fell down a hill

And met his friend Bill

And then they fell in a sack

By Kevin

 

 

There once was a girl called Dolly.

She had a very big brolly.

There was very heavy rain.

And she had to catch the train.

And the train ran over her brolly.

 

By Ryan

 

There once was a girl called Jill

She worked with a power drill

She hit her head

Then she was dead

And her parents had to pay the bill.

BY Sophie

 

 

There was a dog called Chop

He eat`s like a slop

He ate a man

Then a can

Then turned into a flop

 

by Stephen W G

 

There once was a boy called Wally

He ran away with a trolley

He never came back

His mam had a heart attack

And that was the end of Wally

 

By Tristan