Why was the number 6 afraid of the number 7? (Because 7 ate 9)

Why was the snake so good at math? (He was an Adder!)

How do you make 7 even? (Take away the s!)

Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? (Because it had more cents.)

What shape is like a lost parrot? (A polygon!)

What becomes smaller when you turn it upside down? (The number 9)